#wife

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. ↗

— Les Dawson

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My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much. ↗

— Patrick Dempsey

#get #i #into #much #other

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#gambling #husband #steady #unless #wife

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian. ↗

— William Goldman

#argue #certified #freudian #hostility #never

The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn. ↗

— Graham Greene

#away #careful #economy #housewife #like

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

#first #happy #highest #him #made

The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater. ↗

— William Petersen

#back #bought #chicago #come #condo

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache. ↗

— Samuel Richardson

#heart #husbands #make #often #wife

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all. ↗

— Julianna Margulies

#being there #done #everything #good #good wife

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#fantasies #fantasy #guess #housewife #i