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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.


Terry Pratchett


#witches

I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning over the stove. "Quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet, eh?" he said, leering at Pierce, who was now rinsing out the percolator. "Is it working? I'd be curious to know. I'd buy her a cake or something.


Kim Harrison


#witches

She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.


Diana Wynne Jones


#witches

Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it. "Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly. "Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #ron-weasley #sad #witches

We each have a story. They did this to us. There was no outside aggressor. They wanted an Apocalypse. They wanted the end. And they made it happen. It was orchestrated - who got in, who didn't. There was a master list. We weren't on it. We were left here to die. They want to erase us, the past, but we can't let them.


Julianna Baggott


#bradwell #apocalypse

I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed.


Patricia Briggs


#fae #mercy-thompson #urban-fantasy #vampires #werewolves

Oberon’s been kidnapped along with one of the werewolves, and that’s why we’re all so upset. We’ll talk more tomorrow, and I promise to answer all your questions if I survive the night,” I said. The widow’s eyebrows raised. “Ye’ve got all these nasty pooches to run around with and ye still might die?” “I’m going to go fight with a god, some demons, and a coven of witches who all want to kill me,” I said, “so it’s a distinct possibility.” “Are y’goin’ t’kill ’em back?” “I’d certainly like to.” “Attaboy,” the widow chuckled. “Off y’go, then. Kill every last one o’ the bastards and call me in the mornin’.


Kevin Hearne


#irish #magic #werewolf #widow #witch

Crazy is such a misunderstood term. I like to think that I march to the beat of my own drummer.


Eva Sloan


#better #better-off-dead #crazy #dead #magic

What do you mean?” Leslie’s voice was cool, as if she questioned witches who were flat on their backs being threatened by werewolves every day.


Patricia Briggs


#charles-cornick #humor #interrogation #leslie #werewolves

I will keep my bulk. All of it, if ye dinna mind. I will have need of it, thank ye." Derrick to Samantha.


Billi Jean


#werewolves-paranormal-romance #witches #werewolves






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