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The message from the United States and Europe is that governments must live within their means. ↗


— Julie Bishop


#governments #live #means #message #must

There was a time when the music fell silent. Both within me and around me. ↗


— Agnetha Faltskog


#both #fell #me #music #silent

You know what I have noticed? And this is really sad. Flying first class is less scary than flying coach. They speak to you and they're so nice to you and they want to help you and they know you want a drink before the plane takes off. And they bring it to you without asking. If you're sitting in coach and hoping for a drink, good luck. ↗


— Hope Davis


#before #bring #class #coach #drink

To be used in a part without depth is a frustrating feeling, when you know you have something to give. ↗


— Jacqueline Bisset


#feeling #frustrating #give #know #part

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. ↗


— Mark Twain


#knows #place #procession #tail #wit

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking. ↗


— Shania Twain


#fresh #get #hair #i #i feel

I use Windows; '98 second edition and it works very good for me. You know, I just started on the computer about 9 months ago and am fascinated with the possibilities. I don't know what I would do without it now. ↗


— Jimmy Carl Black


#ago #am #computer #edition #fascinated

I can't live without my smartphone, but I really geek on coding. It's not so much technology that I like, but puzzle solving. ↗


— Sylvia Day


#geek #i #like #live #much

Because they feel that without them telling you to do this, you wouldn't have had the characters that you have, you wouldn't have the book that you have. ↗


— Dan DeCarlo


#book #characters #feel #had #telling

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! ↗


— Lewis Black


#fix #got #layer #live #men






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