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In TIME June 7, 2010 On the sustainability of the publishing industry, in the Chicago Tribune: "I think that book publishing is about to slide into the sea. We live in a literate time, and our children are writing up a storm, often combining letters and numbers.... The future of publishing: 18 million authors in America, each with an average of 14 readers, eight of whom are blood relatives. Average annual earnings: $175." - 5/26/10 ↗


— Garrison Keillor


#writers-groups #home

I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#education #hurt #writers-on-writing #art

All writers are insane! ↗


— Cornelia Funke


#insanity #writers #humor

Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#writing #humor

He’s an indulgent sort of man…… With a quick lip and a fierce tongue, the sort of tongue that draws you in with charm and words of praise, awkward silences and desperate worships. ↗


— Coco J. Ginger


#charm #fierce-tongue #friendship-and-love #jamie-weise #love

Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. ↗


— Charles Willeford


#humor

The very first thing I tell my new students on the first day of a workshop is that good writing is about telling the truth. We are a species that needs and wants to understand who we are. Sheep lice do not seem to share this longing, which is one reason they write so very little. But we do. We have so much we want to say and figure out. ↗


— Anne Lamott


#writing #humor

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #writing #funny

You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one. ↗


— Jayce O'Neal


#drjayce #humor #jayce #jayceoneal #publishing

To those who care about punctuation, a sentence such as "Thank God its Friday" (without the apostrophe) rouses feelings not only of despair but of violence. The confusion of the possessive "its" (no apostrophe) with the contractive "it's" (with apostrophe) is an unequivocal signal of illiteracy and sets off a Pavlovian "kill" response in the average stickler. ↗


— Lynne Truss


#humor #punctuation #writing #humor






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