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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. ↗

— Steven Wright

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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

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I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze." (Letter to Cynthia Asquith, November 1913) ↗

— D.H. Lawrence

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A novelist can’t be without a kimono and pen!(Shigure) ↗

— Natsuki Takaya

#kimono #novelists #shigure #writers #humor

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me. ↗

— David Sedaris

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He was a writer and words were his weapons. ↗

— Christopher Moore

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You can't edit a blank page. ↗

— Very Wise Anonymous

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Eschew surplusage. ↗

— Mark Twain

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Revenge is a dish best served published! ↗

— Lisa Kovanda

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Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit. ↗

— Harlan Ellison

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