#y

It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters. ↗

— Allison Janney

#difficult #difficult job #job #masters #servant

She's not classically beautiful, but somehow that only makes her more interesting. ↗

— Jodi Picoult

#beauty #charm #interesting-quotes #woman #beauty

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. ↗

— John Rachel

#calculus #chimpanzee #education #golden-rule #lyme-disease

She is a beautiful creature, but beauty doesn't equal good and it certainly doesn't equal sane. ↗

— Carrie Jones

#beauty #creature #good #sane #beauty

if you fight with all your might,  there is a chance of life; where as death is certain if you cling to your corner ↗

— Sun Tzu

#strategy #war #art

All other things being equal, the simpliest solution is the best. ↗

— Occam's Razzor

#equality

They realized that, in fact, the lie wasn't safe. That it threatened their existence more profoundly than the truth did. ↗

— Cheryl Strayed

#relationships #truth #beauty

When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman. ↗

— Steve Maraboli

#girlfriend #inspirational #jealous #life #love

The price of a memory, is the memory of the sorrow it brings. ↗

— Pittacus Lore

#john-smith #life-experience #memory #experience

Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #insanity #life #sanity #humor