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It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #sarcasm #humor

Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it." Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?" "I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it." "But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #jem-carstairs #teasing #tessa-gray #will-herondale

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #joke #prank #humor

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#fatal #humor #isabelle-lightwood #pasta #humor

I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me. ↗


— Lady Gaga


#fame #grammy #humor #lady-gaga #music

Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time anyway?” “Yes,” he said, getting up and pulling her to her feet along with him,“ and I’m worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you’ll wind up making out with him, too.” “ Don’t be sexist. They could find me a female instructor.” “In that case you have my permission to make out with her, as long as I can watch. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood #humor

Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased. "He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #simon #humor

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#insanity #sanity #humor

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. ↗


— George Carlin


#humor #stupidity #humor

Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film." Kyo: "Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!" Yuki: You truly are an idiot. ↗


— Natsuki Takaya


#humor






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