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Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening. ↗


— Graham Parke


#philosophy #quirky #humor

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does. ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #humor #jace #mortal-instruments #humor

Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't. ↗


— David Sedaris


#smoking #stereotypes #humor

Childhood and adulthood were not factors of age but states of mind. ↗


— Alex Shakar


#maturity #age

[F]rom my years of understanding ... I happily chose this kind of life in which I yet live [i.e., unmarried], which I assure you for my own part hath hitherto best contented myself and I trust hath been most acceptable to God. From the which if either ambition of high estate offered to me in marriage by the pleasure and appointment of my prince ... or if the eschewing of the danger of my enemies or the avoiding of the peril of death ... could have drawn or dissuaded me from this kind of life, I had not now remained in this estate wherein you see me. But so constant have I always continued in this determination ... yet is it most true that at this day I stand free from any other meaning that either I have had in times past or have at this present. ↗


— Elizabeth I Tudor


#choice #contentment #dignity #empowerment #freedom

I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin. ↗


— John Green


#the-fault-in-our-stars

Bursar?" "Yes, Archchancellor?" "You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?" "Me? No, Archchancellor." "Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#secret-society #underpants #humor






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