#y

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. ↗

— Ronald Knox

#funny #man #only #therefore

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy. ↗

— Ronald Knox

#humour #illiteracy #pose

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#before #could #couple #dangerous #days

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#doctors #feel #good #high #i

Communication is so key. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#key

Hey, it isn't bad that I look young. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#hey #i #look #young

I can't watch scary movies right now, because living on my own, it kind of freaks me out. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#freaks #i #kind #living #me

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#holding #holding on #i #like #much

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#funny #get #hurt #primal #real

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#bar #evolution #force #gotta #happen