#y

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #funny

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? ↗

— Sarah Mlynowski

#sarah-mlynowski #std #ten-things-we-did #funny

What is fanaticism today is the fashionable creed tomorrow, and trite as the multiplication table a week after. ↗

— Wendell Phillips

#creed #fanaticism #fashionable #multiplication #table

Whether in chains or in laurels, liberty knows nothing but victories. ↗

— Wendell Phillips

#chains #knows #laurels #liberty #nothing

You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency. ↗

— Wendell Phillips

#always #american #get #given #hope

I think Facebook's dangerous. So many people I know get into trouble with Facebook... I'd rather just pick up the phone. Or Skype. ↗

— Zara Phillips

#facebook #get #i #i think #into

I'm not a princess anyway so I find that quite weird to be labelled as one. ↗

— Zara Phillips

#find #i #labelled #princess #quite

It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stuff that's not needed. ↗

— Zara Phillips

#doing #eye #i #like #needed

The senior members of the royal family work very hard and I don't think people quite realise that. ↗

— Zara Phillips

#hard #i #members #people #quite

Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter what you say. ↗

— Zara Phillips

#anyway #everything #gets #matter #me