#yankee

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ↗

— Mike Royko

#cheating #hating #income #income tax #mothers

I've been called a lot of things. But never, and I mean never, could anyone ever make the mistake of calling me a Yankee fan. ↗

— Curt Schilling

#been #called #calling #could #ever

Most guys who don't like me are either Democrats or Yankee fans. ↗

— Curt Schilling

#either #fans #guys #like #me

In L.A., wives can fly on the plane; with the Yankees, they can't. With other teams, the wives always have functions to bring them together. Not here. You don't know what half the wives look like. ↗

— Gary Sheffield

#bring #fly #functions #half #here

We plan absentee ownership as far as running the Yankees is concerned. ↗

— George Steinbrenner

#as far as #concerned #far #ownership #plan

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three. ↗

— Casey Stengel

#every #every day #just #me #out

I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't. ↗

— Ulysses S. Grant

#i #know #only #other #them

... there’s almost nothing worse than spending an entire day anticipating watching a Yankees vs. Red Sox game, only to have the score be 9-0 in the third inning. ↗

— Tucker Elliot

#boston-red-sox #new-york-yankees #baseball

[Yankees] are pretty much like southerners except with worse manners, of course, and terrible accents. ↗

— Margaret Mitchell

#rhett-butler-to-scarlett #southerners #yankees #humor

I've barely said five words to you. What indication could you possibly have that I am a Yankee?" "Well, we could start with the words 'what indication.' Someone from south of the Mason-Dixon would have said, 'Who the hell are you calling a Yankee?' Then we would have fought. ↗

— Jana Deleon

#south #yankee #humor