#yea

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#finds #forty-one #i #kill #love

I think I can lead a pretty anonymous life, yeah. ↗

— Hugh Dancy

#i #i can #i think #lead #life

My father was an ardent socialist for many years. ↗

— Leon Askin

#father #many #socialist #years

The Wall will be standing in 50 and even in 100 years, if the reasons for it are not removed. ↗

— Erich Honecker

#even #reasons #removed #standing #wall

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. ↗

— James Agate

#does #encourage #fools #gladly #more

I'm not a 9-to-5 woman who has the same kind of lifestyle for years on end. I couldn't do it. ↗

— Christina Aguilera

#i #kind #lifestyle #same #who

For hundreds of years Iranians have been migrating to many parts of the world. They took Islamic culture to other parts of the world and established it there. ↗

— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

#culture #established #hundreds #iranians #islamic

And so I missed those best years and I find it difficult for me, in groups, to be comfortable. ↗

— Eddie Albert

#comfortable #difficult #find #groups #i

For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my books and music and - ta da! - a window. ↗

— Mitch Albom

#basement #books #floor #graduated #i

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. ↗

— Fred Allen

#creation #go #hat #her #just