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When we neglect our Bible study we often feel guilty. When you skip a meal do you feel guilty? No, you feel hungry. The Bible is food for our soul. When we fail to read it we should not feel guilty, we should feel hungry. Guilt is fueled by obligation hunger is fueled by desire.


Tyler Edwards


#desire #hunger #jesus #zombie #food

Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.


Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #sarcasm #zombie #funny

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#honour #pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies #funny

Trying, trying, always trying. Trying was my life. I was guaranteed nothing.


Lia Habel


#perserverance #zombies-hope #life

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!


Diana Rowland


#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling off; and you’re trying to be as humane as you possibly can, but they are, after all, eating the cat. And the fear of mass activity, of mindlessness on a national scale, underlies my fear of zombies.


Clive Barker


#zombies #love

Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting.


Amelia Beamer


#zombies #love

This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.


Holly Black


#movie-reference #zombies #movies

Horror movies...odd how they became a guideline for survival.


Riannon Frater


#zombie #movies

Not all the magic of earth is benevolent.


Alden Bell


#hopeful #reality #science-fiction #zombies #science






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