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    Auberon Waugh

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    You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny. ↗


    — Auberon Waugh

    #funny

    My own attitude to the innumerable injustices of life has always been a philosophical one, especially when they have tended to operate in my favour. ↗


    — Auberon Waugh

    #attitude

    I should imagine that in my time I have eaten enough horses to provide a royal escort. ↗


    — Auberon Waugh

    #imagination

    Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech. ↗


    — Auberon Waugh

    #been #communicate #e-mail #invented #involving

    Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore. ↗


    — Auberon Waugh

    #being #better #bore #go #old

    Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist. ↗


    — Auberon Waugh

    #am #back #exist #i #i am






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    Auberon Alexander Waugh (pron. While lying on the ground waiting for an ambulance he said to his platoon sergeant: "Kiss me Chudleigh. " He later recalled however that "Chudleigh did not recognise the allusion and from then on treated me with extreme caution.

    He was widely known by his nickname 'Bron'. Auberon Alexander Waugh (pron.

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