Brian Celio

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure. ↗

— Brian Celio

#over #pressure #tough #under #work

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't. ↗

— Brian Celio

#few #friends #only #true #true friends

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous. ↗

— Brian Celio

#imagine #life #praying #rather #torturous

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? ↗

— Brian Celio

#dies #does #door #god #goes

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever. ↗

— Brian Celio

#except #i #i write #my own #obviously

Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat. ↗

— Brian Celio

#honest #honest person #just #just be #just because

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both. ↗

— Brian Celio

#finger #hand #hands #i #instead

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel. ↗

— Brian Celio

#forced #me #technology

You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right. ↗

— Brian Celio

#heart #long #might #mind #right

He has your finger, but I have your heart. ↗

— Brian Celio

#heart #i #your