Frank Butler

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years. ↗

— Frank Butler

#after #amazed #dumb #father #find

I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas. ↗

— Frank Butler

#christmas #comes #during #even #get

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors. ↗

— Frank Butler

#golf #golf course #moved #nothing #outdoors

Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions. ↗

— Frank Butler

#call #close #decisions #like #them

The joy of giving is indeed a pleasure, especially when you get rid of something you don't want. ↗

— Frank Butler

#get #giving #indeed #joy #pleasure