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I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.

Jim Varney

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Greatest Hits Volume 1) was released on VHS in 1986. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam Ernest Saves Christmas Ernest Goes to Jail Ernest Scared Stupid Ernest Goes to Camp and Ernest Rides Again. Early life
Varney was born James Albert Varney Jr.

James Albert "Jim" Varney Jr. Worrell who was used in numerous television commercial campaigns and movies giving Varney fame worldwide and for playing Jed Clampett in the 1993 movie version of The Beverly Hillbillies.

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