Some of our most thought provoking reading at our fair place of learning is not to be found amongst the murky depths of the Baillieu's shelves, nor is it to be purchased (for an extortionate sum) from the Bookroom. It is to be found merely by gazing at the lecture desks and lavatory walls that scatter our beloved University and, that most hallowed of places, the first floor Commerce toilet.
Subjects covered are wide and diverse; from issues of political science, such as "Karl Marx's grave is just another communist plot" through environmental concerns "Save paper, crap with a friend." To youthful dreams of arrogant pride, "Q. How do I make my penis 12 inches long?"
A. Easy, I just fold mine in half.
