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See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!


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Pancras Panda a parody of Paddington Bear for the Oxford-based Back Street Bugle. Alan Moore (born 18 November 1953) is an English writer primarily known for his work in comic books a medium where he has produced series including Watchmen V for Vendetta and From Hell. Moore along with artists Stephen R.

Moore has also been referenced in popular culture and has been recognised as an influence on a variety of literary and television figures including Neil GaimanJoss Whedon and Damon Lindelof. Moore is an occultist ceremonial magician and anarchist and has featured such themes in works including Promethea From Hell and V for Vendetta as well as performing avant-garde spoken word occult "workings" with The Moon and Serpent Grand Egyptian Theatre of Marvels some of which have been released on CD.

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