Referring to Jumper the spider, who needs to hide himself in human form, and he's learning to act like a human. "I'm sure I can learn to walk faster than that," he said desperately. "But you'll also need to learn the nuances of human behavior. Such as not going around naked." "What's wrong with being natural?" he demanded. "Humans aren't natural. They are girt about by all manner of conventions. It will take time for you to catch up with them all.

The act is written and narrated by writer Logan Hill who as a 12-year old was consumed with reading Anthony’s novels. He would stay in the Army until 1959; he became a U. After a series of odd jobs Anthony decided to join the U.

He has claimed that one of his greatest achievements has been to publish a book for every letter of the alphabet from Anthonology to Zombie Lover. He is most famous for his long-running novel series set in the fictional realm of Xanth. Piers Anthony Dillingham Jacob (born 6 August 1934 in Oxford England) is an English American author in the science fiction and fantasy genres publishing under the name Piers Anthony.