#absurd

How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it. ↗

— Barbara Pym

#absurd #delicious #everybody #how #should

But I can't bear it when somebody who some man made a pass at - to call that violence seems to me absurd and insulting to women who've really met violence, who've been raped or bashed. ↗

— Helen Garner

#bashed #bear #been #call #i

I came to feel very, very sentimental about those sets, which is ludicrous, because they represent everything which is transitory and insubstantial. It's absurd that one should feel sentimental about timber and canvas. ↗

— Patrick Stewart

#absurd #because #came #canvas #everything

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#cats #humor #humor

A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the highest authorities in the age in which they lived, which have afterwards, and, indeed, within a very short period, been found to be both possible and true. ↗

— Catherine Crowe

#afterwards #age #authorities #been #both

I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#albino #funny #humor #love #surrealism

In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama. ↗

— Jenna Elfman

#believe #comedy #doing #drama #just

What more proof do you need to illustrate how America is the land of the free than the fact that the US has the highest incarceration rate in the world?
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— Jarod Kintz

#freedom #freedom

It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. ↗

— Anne Frank

#because #believe #carry #dropped #everything

I was always ready to leave England for some absurd reason. ↗

— Claire Forlani

#always #england #i #leave #ready