#all

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California. ↗

— Edsger Dijkstra

#bad idea #california #could #exceptionally #idea

The mind of the writer does indeed do something before it dies, and so does its owner, but I would be hard put to call it living. ↗

— Annie Dillard

#call #dies #does #hard #i

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#accidentally #day #enjoyed #ever #gin

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having

No; small timers get into it, and ruin it for everyone. ↗

— John Dillinger

#get #into #ruin #small

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. ↗

— Neil Simon

#comedy #degrees #fact #generally #get

I honestly believe that TV generally is obsessed with the ratings battle to the point of cutting its own throat. ↗

— Jonathan Dimbleby

#believe #cutting #generally #honestly #i

We are totally open kimono with regulators. ↗

— Jamie Dimon

#totally

I still think it would be a great mistake to go into a war without support of our friends and allies. ↗

— John Dingell

#friends #go #great #i #into

I really do know football. ↗

— Aisha Tyler

#i #know #really