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Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.


Derek Landy


#anything-is-possible #apple #everything-is-possible #gravity #inevitability

Short first pregnancies do not occasion criticism in our valley, for it is widely known that the good Lord often makes first pregnancies mercifully brief as His reward to the girl for having preserved her chastity until marriage. Subsequent pregnancies, however, usually run their full terms, which only makes sense, as the very fact that they are not first pregnancies means that the mother was not chaste at the moment of conception.


Trevanian


#the-apple-tree #marriage

I am smart, you are not.


Holden


#gross #jelly #math #pinapple #math

Walter Issacson biographer of Steve Jobs: I remember sitting in his backyard in his garden, one day, and he started talking about God. He [Jobs] said, “ Sometimes I believe in God, sometimes I don’t. I think it’s 50/50, maybe. But ever since I’ve had cancer, I’ve been thinking about it more, and I find myself believing a bit more, maybe it’s because I want to believe in an afterlife, that when you die, it doesn’t just all disappear. The wisdom you’ve accumulated, somehow it lives on.” Then he paused for a second and said, “Yea, but sometimes, I think it’s just like an On-Off switch. Click. And you’re gone.” And then he paused again and said, “ And that’s why I don’t like putting On-Off switches on Apple devices.” Joy to the WORLD! There IS an after-life!


Walter Isaacson


#apple #god #steve-jobs #life

I think it's fair rude to make him a tree and not know what kind he is.


Tamora Pierce


#daine #numair #tristan-staghorn #wolf-speaker #trees

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt


#doctor #funny #pun #wife #funny

I believe that time destroys everything. You can take one beautiful apple, red. After a while, it becomes shrivelled and full of worms, just like what happens to us.


Monica Bellucci


#apple #beautiful #becomes #believe #destroys

100 million iphones don't lie. What an amazing man. He is the apple of all of our i's. We have an i everything and its all so amazing.


Billy Bush


#apple #everything #i #lie #man

Apples, grapes... any kind of fruit gives me the energy I need to get through my busy day.


Kristin Chenoweth


#apples #busy #day #energy #fruit

The God of the Christians is a father who makes much of his apples, and very little of his children.


Denis Diderot


#children #christians #father #god #his






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