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Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be. ↗


— Woody Allen


#interrogation-marks #irony #writing-advice #writing-tips #humor

They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. “Fine, will you go in with me then?” “Will it make you feel better?” “Yes.” “Sure thing. The worse thing that could happen is people will think you are carrying my baby. I’m sure it’s perfectly normal for a female teacher to be with her male student at a pharmacy in the middle of the day buying a pregnancy test. What could go wrong?” he asked wryly. ↗


— R.L. Mathewson


#humor #paranormal-romance #romance #tall #humor

Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair. ↗


— Dave Barry


#international-relations #israel #lug-nuts #middle-east #palestine

My feeling toward Republicans is like my feeling about sharks: of course they're stupid and vicious. It's in their nature to be mindless, ravening killing machines. It's nothing personal. They don't know any better. Pretty much the only thing you can do about them is stay out of their waters and, if you're unlucky enough to meet with one, shoot it through its rudimentary brain with a spear gun. ↗


— Tim Kreider


#politics #republicans #sharks #humor

Do I have YOUR permission to be a Supernatural God? If I want to open heaven, and in a moment in time, touch the heart of a daughter and supernaturally break all the darkness, shame, and torment in her life, MAY I DO THAT? ↗


— Jim Anderson


#god #heart #heaven #inspirational #life

I have given up on speech with the Rev; there is no use explaining that you have to learn where your pain is. You have to burrow down and find the wound, and if the burden of it is too terrible to shoulder you have to shout it out; you have to shout for help. My trust, even down in that dark place I carry, is that some person will come running. And then finally the way through grief is grieving. ↗


— Jane Hamilton


#hopelessness #inspiration #inspirational

He done his level best. Was he a mining on the flat.. He done it with a zest.. Was he a leading of the choir.. He done his level best. If he'd a reg'lar task to do, He never took no rest.. Or if 'twas off and on the same.. He done his level best. If he was preachin' on his beat, He'd tramp from east to west, And north to south ..in cold and heat.. He done his level best. He'd Yank a sinner outen (Hades), And land him with the blest; Then snatch a prayer'n waltz in again, And do his level best. He'd cuss and sing and howl and pray, And dance and drink and jest, He done his level best. Whate'er this man was sot to do He done it with a zest; No matter what his contract was, He'd do his level best... ↗


— Mark Twain


#humorous #mark-twain-inspirational #inspirational

Eski zamanları hatırlayın. Perilere layık Büyük Pasta'nın yapıldığı zamanları; sadece kuyruk ısırandan korkan ejderhaları, kötü kralları, topraklarınızda gezinen devleri, azalmaya başlayan şövalyeler dönemini. Ve siz elinizde eski ve üzerinde yazılar bulunan bir kılıçla ejderha avlamak zorunda kalırsanız.. Yaprakları ağaçtan daha iyi resmeden türden bir ressamsanız.. Yağmurlu, rüzgarlı ve gün ışığının da çekip gittiği bir gece, odanızın içinde açan bir sarmaşık yaprağının sesini duyarsanız.. Elinizi beyaz kabuğuna dayadığınız ağaç, bir gün, ''Uzaklara git. Rüzgar senin peşinde. Git ve asla dönme'' derse; Üstünüzde koca bir yorgunluk ve yoksunluk duygusuyla kendinize gelircesine etrafa bakıp, ''Niye yalnızız?'' diye sorarsınız; Küçük bir çocuk elinizi sessizce tutup ''Üzgünüm'' diyecektir. │ J.R.R. Tolkien - Masallar kitabı Altıkırkbeş Yayınları Arka Kapak Yazısı ↗


— J.R.R. Tolkien


#arka-kapak-yazısı #inspirational #masal #inspirational

The chanting grew louder, deep male voice pumping. She looked to the brothers, the tall, fierce men who were now part of her life. Wrath pivoted and put his arm around her. Together, they swayed to the rhythm that swelled, filling the air. The brothers were as one as they paid homage in their language, a single powerful entity. But then, in a high, keening call, one voice broke out, lifting above the others, shooting higher and higher. The sound of the tenor was so clear, so pure, it brought shivers to the skin, a yearning warmth to the chest. The sweet notes blew the ceiling off with their glory, turning the chamber into cathedral, the brothers into a tabernacle. Bringing the very heavens close enough to touch. It was Zsadist. His eys closed, his head back, his mouth wide open, he sang. The scarred one, the soulless one, had the voice of an angel. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#life

Oftentimes we call Life bitter names, but only when we ourselves are bitter and dark. And we deem her empty and unprofitable, but only when the soul goes wandering in desolate places, and the heart is drunken with overmindfulness of self. Life is deep and high and distant; and though only your vast vision can reach even her feet, yet she is near; and though only the breath of your breath reaches her heart, the shadow of your shadow crosses her face, and the echo of your faintest cry becomes a spring and an autumn in her breast. And life is veiled and hidden, even as your greater self is hidden and veiled. Yet when Life speaks, all the winds become words; and when she speaks again, the smiles upon your lips and the tears in your eyes turn also into words. When she sings, the deaf hear and are held; and when she comes walking, the sightless behold her and are amazed and follow her in wonder and astonishment. ↗


— Kahlil Gibran


#darkness #life #light #life






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