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The future of our relationship hinged on advice from a fifteen-year old girl, a probably untrue story from a one-eyed Chihuahua trainer, and me unromantically – yet skillfully – kissing you on top of silverware and china?


Richelle Mead


#sydney-sage #adrian-ivashkov

The tension between us kicked up a notch, and I realized that along with our bodies being nearer, so were our lips.


Richelle Mead


#sydney-sage #adrian-ivashkov

I can't believe you've been here all day and didn't come visit. ", Tatiana said. "Aw, I figured you had more important things to do than see me, " Adrian told her. "Besides, I quit smoking, so now we won't be able to go sneak cigarettes out behind the throne room together. " "Adrian!" chastised Nathan, turning bright red. It occurred to me then that I could have based a drinking game around how many times he exclaimed his son's name disapprovingly.


Richelle Mead


#queen-tatiana #adrian-ivashkov

So far I’m not seeing a lot of difference between me and a carnival con-man.


Richelle Mead


#adrian-ivashkov

Fashion Tip Number 12: Gray is not the color to wear if you want to get noticed in a smoky, dingy dungeon.


Jarod Kintz


#fashion #funny #humor #funny

I'm all skin and whalebone. I like to strut around the house in nothing but a corset.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

People can be so emotionally unintelligent. When I ask them how they’re doing they just make brusque comments like “I’m good, thanks.” After years of trying to get cashiers to talk about their feelings and having to deal with the bottled-up aggression of the customers behind me, I’ve lost all faith in humanity’s ability to connect with each other at the checkout counter.


Bauvard


#cashiers #funny #humor #faith

She’s my mate; that makes her mine. Forgetting that will see your neck no longer serving its purpose.” “I love it when you talk dirty,” she purred. “Give my regards to Lindsay.


Sylvia Day


#lindsay #vashti #love

The test of someone’s authenticity is to wait until they think you’re not looking, then check the tag under their collar.


Bauvard


#fashion #funny #humor #funny

Money is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.


Jarod Kintz


#evil #funny #humor #money #funny






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