#asshole

Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #maia #simon-lewis

He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time. ↗

— Dalma Heyn

#men #business

How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...? ↗

— Dalma Heyn

#feminism #marriage #men #patriarchy #marriage

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes. ↗

— Steven Winterburn

#assholes #depression #humor #humour #low-self-esteem

My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.
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— Jarod Kintz

#cats #food #lick #meat #food

I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.
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— Jarod Kintz

#anal-lube #asshole #music #trumpet #music

Pretty people do ugly things. It was one of those laws of nature that Gaia had understood for years. If she ever started to forget that ride for a second, there always seemed to be some good-looking asshole ready to remind her. ↗

— Francine Pascal

#good-looking #pretty-people #nature

I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional. ↗

— James Alan Gardner

#life

I DON'T DEAL WITH PEOPLE'S WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT KNOWLEDGE IS .IF I WANT TO TALK TO AN ASS I GO FIND AN DONKEY ↗

— dr.kushmore

#deep #inspire #man-and-woman #qoutes #reality