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I, on the other hand, interrupt people because my thoughts fly out of my mouth. My handbag's full of rubbish. And I want to do something that matters with my life. Right now I'd like to write plays, sing in musicals, and/or rid the world of poverty, violence, cruelty, and right-wing conservative politics.


Alison Larkin


#cruelty #handbags #musicals #plays #politics

GEOLOGY, n. The science of the earth's crust --to which, doubtless, will be added that of its interior whenever a man shall come up garrulous out of a well. The geological formations of the globe already noted are catalogued thus: The Primary, or lower one, consists of rocks, bones or mired mules, gas-pipes, miners' tools, antique statues minus the nose, Spanish doubloons and ancestors. The Secondary is largely made up of red worms and moles. The Tertiary comprises railway tracks, patent pavements, grass, snakes, mouldy boots, beer bottles, tomato cans, intoxicated citizens, garbage, anarchists, snap-dogs and fools.


Ambrose Bierce


#science

Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. "What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?" "All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain. ... "Good morning!" he said at last. "We don't want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water." By this he meant that the conversation was at an end. "What a lot of things you do use Good morning for!" said Gandalf. "Now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#conversation #gandalf #good-morning #languange #meaning

I make some of my best recipes with a simple homemade stock. Keep shrimp shells stored in a plastic bag in the freezer. When you have almost a gallon-bag full, you can make a stock in 30 minutes that you can use in soups and sauces. You can then freeze the stock in ice-cube trays.


Emeril Lagasse


#almost #bag #best #freeze #freezer

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish.


Karl Lagerfeld


#clothes #discussion #even #fur #handbags

To be the best, you need to spend hours and hours and hours running, hitting the speed bag, lifting weights and focusing on training.


Sugar Ray Leonard


#best #focusing #hitting #hours #lifting

In the draft plan, we're looking at recycling 20 percent of our garbage by 2010.


Michael E. Mann


#garbage #looking #our #percent #plan

My parents would always say, 'It doesnt' matter if it's a guy picking up the garbage or the President of the United States, treat everybody as you would want to be treated.


Dan Marino


#doesnt #everybody #garbage #guy #matter

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.


Demetri Martin


#garbage #give #give me #handle #hard

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.


Demetri Martin


#disposal #garbage #i #i do #out






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