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#birth

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Every aspect of Western culture needs a new code of ethics - a rational ethics - as a precondition of rebirth. ↗


— Ayn Rand


#code #culture #ethics #every #needs

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked. ↗


— T.E. Sivec


#funny #garrett #haha #lol #parker

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.
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— Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthdays #funny #height #humor

There was a charm in being reborn into the world when one was old enough to appreciate it. ↗


— Thomm Quackenbush


#birth #rebirth #age

I erupt from the dark, crushing tunnel into a flash of light and noise. A new kind of air surrounds me, dry and cold, as they wipe the last smears of home off my skin. I feel a sharp pain as they snip something, and suddenly I am less. I am no one but myself, tiny and feeble and utterly alone. I am lifted and swungthrough great heights across yawning distances, and given to Her. She wraps around me, so much bigger and softer than I ever imagined from inside,and I strain my eyes open. I see Her. She is immense, cosmic. She is the world. The world smiles down on me, and when She speaks it’s the voice of God, vast and resonant with meaning, but words unknowable, ringing gibberish in my blank white mind. ↗


— Isaac Marion


#birth #unique #beauty

At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#absurdity #birthday #clones #change

The Church does not dispense the sacrament of baptism in order to acquire for herself an increase in membership but in order to consecrate a human being to God and to communicate to that person the divine gift of birth from God. ↗


— Hans Urs von Balthasar


#birth #catholicism #christianity #faith #god

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.
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— Jarod Kintz


#birth #birthday #born #date #dating

The accumulation of birthdays is the leading cause of death in the United States and other large land masses. Now while that may not be 100% accurate, it is at least 88% accurate. Actually, the last sentence itself might not have been 100% accurate, but I’m 88% sure it was. Maybe I should just brush up on fractions and percentages before making statements that are liable to hurt the funeral industry, because if birthdays aren’t killing people then it’s bad for the mortality business. And if you can’t trust somebody to die, then you can’t trust somebody. But I’m somebody you can trust. I’m at least 88% trustworthy, at least 88% of the time. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#accurate #birthday #death #die #fractions

Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.
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— Jarod Kintz


#celebrate #death #freedom #holiday #honor






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