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#birthday party

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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.


Johnny Vegas


#birthday party #doing #enough #get #gig

My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.


Harold Pinter


#birthday #birthday party #called #critics #day

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.


Matthew Sweet


#birthday #birthday party #dinner #dyke #him

My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it.


Blair Underwood


#birthday party #borrow #chance #daddy #eighth

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.


Margaret Cho


#birthday party #emotionally #ever #exhausting #horrible

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'


Larry David


#birthday party #funny #gave #got #hey

I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.


Diane von Furstenberg


#birthday #birthday party #children #excuses #got

I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine.


Matthew Macfadyen


#birthday #birthday party #child #feel #fine

I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.


Marian McPartland


#birthday #birthday party #get #i #know

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'


David Sedaris


#birthday #birthday party #certain #clown #forever






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