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A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Dear Ford, I think my Ford Explorer door is broken. It just won’t close. I think this is because I don’t have the rest of the Explorer, I only have the door. It’s a passenger-side door, and I bought it from a passenger. Also, it doesn’t seem to be able to lock. I think the latch isn’t catching, or something. I think it’s missing some crucial parts, and I’d like to order them from you. I need: one frame, four wheels, a body, another door, an engine, a steering wheel, and some of those air fresheners that you stick in the vents. And I’m feeling frisky with my money, so let me go ahead and order some brakes while I’m at it. You can send the bill to the Pizza Hut on San Jose Boulevard. They’ll just deliver it to me, along with the pizza I just ordered. Thank you, Jarod Kintz


Jarod Kintz


#e-mail #ford #funny #humor #ridiculous

It's a bizarre but wonderful feeling, to arrive dead center of a target you didn't even know you were aiming for.


Lois McMaster Bujold


#serendipity #writing #writing-process #bizarre

I don't perform. Seals perform.


Morrissey


#musicians #unusual #musician

Even the two times that I left, I never really felt like I left the band. It's very bizarre. It's like there's sort of an umbilical cord that stretches between us spiritually.


Rick Wakeman


#between #bizarre #cord #even #felt

I wanted to be able to talk with people who have trade jobs and make records with them. I want to do more records with carpenters, electricians, people who specialize in even more bizarre trades that are off the beaten path.


Jack White


#beaten #beaten path #bizarre #even #i

We were like a white family from the 1920s or something. My parents had this bizarre, different way of looking at things from the people that surrounded us. I went to an all-Mexican grade school and an all-black high school, and not many people in those places liked the same stuff as me.


Jack White


#different #different way #family #grade #grade school

It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.


Reese Witherspoon


#award #away #becomes #bizarre #clothes

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.


Neneh Cherry


#bed #been #bizarre #coming #coming home

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.


Alice Cooper


#faith #going #got #his #just






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