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A blanket could be used as a tarp over one of those tiny circular inflatable pools for children. Well, you might call it a tarp, but I’d call it a trap. But I’ve already tried everything I can think of to silence the noisy neighbor kids, from mousetraps on lollipop sticks, to superglue disguised as lip gloss—and yet the shrieking continues.
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— Jarod Kintz

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The results of each Brick and Blanket test are so unique to each person that I’d be willing to bet (with your money, of course) that if you lined up two monozygotic twins, two clones of John Cleese, and Newton and Leibniz, no pair of answers would be identical. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Monkeys! Have nothing to do with a brick or a blanket… I just like saying monkeys. ↗

— Amy Summers

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A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to freeze those dead bodies as soon as they’re cold and lifeless, because you don’t want the bodies staying warm and decomposing while you’re looking for a place to dispose of them. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a brick, but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon, who has been the National Used Car Salesman for the past 22 years. Way to go, Johnny.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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— Jarod Kintz

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