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#child

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #child




You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway


Walt Disney Company


#kids

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.


Phyllis Diller


#housekeeping #kids

If we can keep ourselves from interfering with the natural laws of life, mistakes can be our child's finest teachers.


Randy Alcorn


#learning #life #mistakes #nature #parenting

Nevertheless, if you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. A child allows us to revisit the excitement we once felt about, well... everything. A generation later, our grandkids bump up our enthusiasm yet again. Reproducing is a kind of booster shot to keep us loving life.


Chuck Palahniuk


#reproduction #life

Boyishness—by which I mean animal life in its fullest measure, good nature and honest impulses, hatred of injustice and meanness, and thoughtlessness enough to sink a three-decker.


Thomas Hughes


#romanticism #life

If I were flying, I would travel to a perfect place. A place with frosted cakes and beautiful flowers and excellent trees to climb and absolutely no doldrums.


Kyo Maclear


#children-s-books #dreams #happiness #imagination #kids-books

the cold winds of insecurity... hadn't shredded the dreamy chrysalis of his childhood. He was still immersed in the dim, wet wonder of the folded wings that might open if someone loved him; he still hoped, probably, in a butterfly's unthinking way, for spring and warmth. How the wings ache, folded so, waiting; that is, they ache until they atrophy.


Harold Brodkey


#innocence #love

All children are love children, he said, but only the best ones are ever called that.


Paul Auster


#children #love #moon #palace #love

Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.


Ilona Andrews


#humor #jesus #joke #necromancer #religion

[I] don't think I was trying to kill myself. I just wanted to hurt, and understand exactly whay I was hurting. This made sense: you cut, you felt pain, period.


Jodi Picoult


#humor #life #humor






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