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Once upon a time, the Reindeer took a running leap and jumped over the Northern Lights. But he jumped too low, and the long fur of his beautiful flowing tail got singed by the rainbow fires of the aurora. To this day the reindeer has no tail to speak of. But he is too busy pulling the Important Sleigh to notice what is lost. And he certainly doesn’t complain. What's your excuse?


Vera Nazarian


#excuse #excuses #holiday #north #northern

Christmas is like candy. It slowly melts in your mouth, sweetening every tastebud, making you wish it could last forever.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#richelle #richelle-goodrich #richelle-goodrich

Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.


Enid Nemy


#essential #office #prestige #retailing #windows

I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play.


Shaquille O'Neal


#been #christmas #come #early #get

I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It's blasphemy.


Jonathan Kozol


#beg #blasphemy #charity #christmas #christmas eve

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.


Alfred E. Smith


#christmas #claus #empty #fireplace #going

Besides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on.


Chris Frantz


#besides #christmas #dozen #got #new

It was, you know, probably 80 degrees out in L.A., and my dad took me outside and there was snow. At the time, I thought, 'Every kid doesn't have snow in their backyard on Christmas?'


Tori Spelling


#christmas #dad #degrees #every #i

It is never too late to get into tennis! While I started playing at the age of 8 when my parents gave me a tennis racquet for Christmas, tennis is a lifelong sport that can be enjoyed by people of almost any age. It's also something you never forget once you learn.


Samantha Stosur


#almost #also #any #christmas #enjoyed

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.


Jerry Seinfeld


#being #helped #me #other #people






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