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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit


Kin Hubbard


#circus #humor #humor

Without the door let sorrow lie, And if for cold it hap to die, We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie, And evermore be merry.


George Wither


#humor #merriment #wassail #humor

Christmas, my child, is love in action." ~ Dale Evans (1912-2001), American film actress, singer and songwriter. Wife of Roy Rogers.


Dale Evans Rogers


#love

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.


Peg Bracken


#love

On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde. "Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material worship," Leon stated. "Christmas means the rebirth, regeneration. Some people have Christmas every day. The Christmas tree stands up and either the wife trims it or they trim it together with righteous-idealed sexual intercourse. Or the husband prays to God through his Christmas tree and trims his bodily Christmas tree. Christ-mast; the mast of Christ, the upstanding penis—that's what it means to me." "Santa Claus is a good symbolization for Christmas," said Joseph. "Department stores, shopping, the coming of the New Year. Christmas means better business in the stores.


Milton Rokeach


#psychoanalysis #santa-claus #schizophrenics #through-the-looking-glass #business

I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day.


Bradley Whitford


#cult thing #day #difficult #difficult thing #emotional

Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead," said Scrooge. "But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change.


Charles Dickens


#change

I love all things Christmas.


Samantha Barks


#christmas #i #i love #love #things

It will be a hard game if you think about winning a championship. We need to think about our own game at the moment and focus on getting good results especially over the Christmas period.


Dennis Bergkamp


#championship #christmas #especially #focus #game

A typical Christmas is me shucking oysters. I love them and I always get them in at Christmas.


Hugh Bonneville


#christmas #get #i #i always #i love






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