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CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.


Bill Watterson


#life #religion #life

•Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. •George Bailey: That's right, that's right. •George Bailey: Attaboy, Clarence.


It's a Wonderful Life


#christmas #it-s-a-wonderful-life #life

I don't want Christmas season to end, because it's the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.


Eloisa James


#glitter #love

The human life cycle no less than evolves around the box; from the open-topped box called a bassinet, to the pine box we call a coffin, the box is our past and, just as assuredly, our future. It should not surprise us then that the lowly box plays such a significant role in the first Christmas story. For Christmas began in a humble, hay-filled box of splintered wood. The Magi, wise men who had traveled far to see the infant king, laid treasure-filled boxes at the feet of that holy child. And in the end, when He had ransomed our sins with His blood, the Lord of Christmas was laid down in a box of stone. How fitting that each Christmas season brightly wrapped boxes skirt the pine boughs of Christmas trees around the world.


Richard Paul Evans


#christmas #jesus #life

Goodwill to all.' I know it's techinically 'goodwill to all men,' but in my mind, I drop the 'men' because that feels segregationist/elitist/sexist/generally bad ist. Goodwill shouldn't be just for men. It should also apply to women and children, and all animals, even the yucky ones like subway rats. I'd even extend the goodwill not just to living creatures but to the dearly departed, and if we include them, we might as well include the undead, those supposedly mythic beings like vampires, and if they're in, then so are elves, fairies, and gnomes. Heck, since we're already being so generous in our big group hug, why not also embrace those supposedly inanimate objects like dolls and stuffed animals. I'm sure Santa would agree. 'Goodwill to all.


Rachel Cohn


#quirky #quirky-characters #men

Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card


Phyllis Diller


#humour #money

Christmas, when observed with the right spirit, still has the power to call miracles from Heaven to Earth.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#heaven #miracles #richelle #richelle-goodrich #spirit-of-christmas

During the holidays, everyone needs a break from studying for exams and Christmas shopping. I wanted to put together a diverse tour that rocks in many musical directions but always points to Christ.


TobyMac


#break #christ #christmas #directions #diverse

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.


Kristen Wiig


#always #christmas #laugh #make #make me laugh

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.


Frances Wright


#expand #like #little #over #owners






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