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In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho.


Christopher Moore


#christmas #humor #murder #change

Instead of protesting and cursing others because they write "X-Mas" instead of "Christmas"; try being Christmas. Live Christmas. Breathe Christmas. Act Christmas. Speak Christmas. Reflect Christmas. Listen and feel Christmas Christ doesn't care how you write Christmas; he cares how you live Christmas all year long.


Sandra Chami Kassis


#christmas #christmas-quotes #inspirational-quotes #life #religion

Go back to that night when Divine Light, in order to illumine the darkness of men, tabernacled Himself in the world He had made… The angels and a star caught up in the reflection of that Light, as a torch lighted by a torch, and passed it on to the watchers of sheep and the searchers of skies. And lo! As the shepherds watched their flocks about the hills of Bethlehem, they were shaken by the light of the angels And lo! As wise men from beyond the land of Media and Persia searched the heavens, the brilliance of a star, like a tabernacle lamp in the sanctuary of God’s creation, beckoned them on to the stable where the star seemed to lose its light in the unearthly brilliance of the Light of the Word.


Fulton J. Sheen


#jesus #men

I love all things Christmas.


Samantha Barks


#christmas #i #i love #love #things

A typical Christmas is me shucking oysters. I love them and I always get them in at Christmas.


Hugh Bonneville


#christmas #get #i #i always #i love

If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen. I feel like a kid on Christmas day now, every day. It's something I have wanted for a long time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love.


Robbie Fowler


#anyone #back #christmas #christmas day #day

Then came the healing time, hearts started to shine, soul felt so fine, oh what a freeing time it was.


Aberjhani


#faith #famous-poets #famous-quotes #freedom #grace

I think the people who are making Christmas-themed movies today feel that people are more cynical about Christmas. There's more of an edge.


Leonard Maltin


#christmas #cynical #edge #feel #i

Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.


Pindar


#affection #even #every #gift #given

No, Roger had not seen the funny side. But there had been a moment when, after looking at his watch, he had thought: I can remember when Christmas morning would start at about half past ten with a glass of Buck's Fizz in bed. Now it begins at half past five, with a test of my fine motor skills and ability to read Korean.


John Lanchester


#children #christmas #relaxation #toys #funny






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