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#christmas

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #christmas




What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace."


Agnes M. Pahro


#courage

She was an exotic flower amongst the snowdrifts, out of place, a Technicolor misfit in a monochrome Christmas movie.


Thomm Quackenbush


#flower #girl #love #romance #tecnhicolor

The light of the Christmas star to you. The warmth of home and hearth to you. The cheer and goodwill of friends to you. The hope of a child-like heart to you. The joy of a thousand angels to you. The love of the Son and God's peace to you.


Sherryl Woods


#irish-proverbs #family

I'd felt obligated to get Ian a Christmas present. A chunk of coal sat in a brightly wrapped box under the tree, his name written in big bold letters on the front of it. Ian might be family, but he still had been a very naughty boy this year.


Jeaniene Frost


#ian #family

Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.


Theric Jepson


#christmas #family #fathers #gifts #humor

For the rest, silence or good music, not much food, a lot of solitude, walks on the Heath, the time to think while others... well, often fall apart. Not so bad, not so bad at all. Being queer and self-sufficient is the best present at this season.


Will Self


#food

Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.


Augusten Burroughs


#humor #thanksgiving #humor

It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life, some indication of how deep a hole you had managed to burrow for yourself


Nick Hornby


#humour #life

It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!


J.B. Stanley


#christmas #humor #murder #pretend #santa

Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.


Alan Bradley


#holidays #humor #poison #humor






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