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#christmas

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #christmas




We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible.


Peter Agre


#always #bible #christmas #dad #dinner

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.


Gary Allan


#naughty #santa #save #trip

Eve engaged her On Duty sign and stepped out of the car. Immediately her ears were assaulted with a blast of music. Christmas carols pumped, full blast, into the air. She decided that people ran inside, ready to buy anything, just to escape the noise.


J.D. Robb


#escape #eve-dallas #death

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.


Marcelene Cox


#aunt #await #children #come #district

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.


Thomas Tusser


#cheer #comes #good #good cheer #make

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.


Jeff Dunham


#books #christmas #did #dummy #eight

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.


Benjamin Franklin


#conscience #continual #good

I've always loved Christmas and that's not really gone away from me from being a child to now. It's always a magical time and I'm unashamed in my love for Christmas.


Martin Freeman


#away #being #child #christmas #gone

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.


Stephen Fry


#better #child #christmas #first #hopefully

Making a Christmas album is looked upon by some people as the thing you do when you are heading towards retirement.


Annie Lennox


#christmas #christmas album #heading #looked #making






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