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#christmas

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #christmas




Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'." ~ Bing Crosby (1904-1977), American singer and film actor.


Bing Crosby


#film

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!


Benjamin Franklin


#christmas #religion #religion

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection


Charles M. Schulz


#christmas

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.


Shirley Temple


#asked #autograph #believing #claus #department

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.


Washington Irving


#charity

'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.


Harry Connick, Jr.


#because #christmas #cole #gotta #holidays

On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.


David Sedaris


#holidays #santa-claus #business

Goodwill to all.' I know it's techinically 'goodwill to all men,' but in my mind, I drop the 'men' because that feels segregationist/elitist/sexist/generally bad ist. Goodwill shouldn't be just for men. It should also apply to women and children, and all animals, even the yucky ones like subway rats. I'd even extend the goodwill not just to living creatures but to the dearly departed, and if we include them, we might as well include the undead, those supposedly mythic beings like vampires, and if they're in, then so are elves, fairies, and gnomes. Heck, since we're already being so generous in our big group hug, why not also embrace those supposedly inanimate objects like dolls and stuffed animals. I'm sure Santa would agree. 'Goodwill to all.


Rachel Cohn


#quirky #quirky-characters #men

Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion." ~ (1889-1970), American religious leader.


Ralph Sockman


#art

They spent pork-barrel money like a tidal-wave sea, but no funds trickled down far enough to reach me. Our books numbered few and were falling apart, and I sat mending pages with a crestfallen heart.


David Davis


#christmas #jobs #librarian #library #money






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