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The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at a dime store and who was all alone for Christmas in Laurel, Mississippi.


Beth Henley


#alone #christmas #class #dime #i

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.


Joel Hodgson


#christmas #little #park #south #south park

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.


Gary Allan


#naughty #santa #save #trip

Eve engaged her On Duty sign and stepped out of the car. Immediately her ears were assaulted with a blast of music. Christmas carols pumped, full blast, into the air. She decided that people ran inside, ready to buy anything, just to escape the noise.


J.D. Robb


#escape #eve-dallas #death

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.


Dave Barry


#again #choice #come #deeply #each

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.


Victor Borge


#claus #idea #once #only #people

I don't know of too many double Christmas albums, so it is something that's new, and hopefully will be fun, and there's plenty of stuff out there to cut.


Garth Brooks


#christmas #cut #double #fun #hopefully

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.


Jimmy Cannon


#holiday #lonely #rejected

Don't wait until there is tragedy in your life. Don't wait until you lose somebody. Don't wait until it's too late. Appreciate the beautiful people that you have in your life now.


Katie Piper


#inspirational-attitude #attitude

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.


Thomas Tusser


#cheer #comes #good #good cheer #make






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