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Now, listen Tyler,' Lara said, feeling a little impatient. She rather liked a cuddle after sex, and a bit of kissing. But a guilt trip was absolutely unacceptable, even if they were lying naked on someone else's kitchen table.


Lola Salt


#lara-craft #lola-salt #romance #life

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.


Jesse Petersen


#married-with-zombies #zombies #friendship

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily. "No." "Elvis?" "I told you, it's supernatural.


Christopher Moore


#elvis #supernatural #love

I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows: Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your f****** Xmas card I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?


Christopher Hitchens


#comedy #humour #phyllis-diller #money

I'm not sure anybody's ready to see me in a drama. And loving movies so much, I've seen a lot of comics try to make that transition too fast, and it can be detrimental. And I don't think I've had as much success as I need in the comedy genre to open up those opportunities.


Seann William Scott


#comedy #comics #detrimental #drama #fast

Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy.


Seann William Scott


#become #cartoon #cartoon character #character #comedy

After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes.


Stephen Sondheim


#became #between #comedy #entertainments #hammerstein

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.


Aries Spears


#eddie #eddie murphy #full #had #jordan

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.


Aries Spears


#else #everything #falls #got #great

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!


Jon Stewart


#fix #guy #heart #hell #jobs






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