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It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?



Jarod Kintz


#cooking #food #ingredients #nonsense #time

Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman." [Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.]


Arthur Conan Doyle


#cooking #cuisine #food #limitations #scotch

Somewhere close behind air and water is the need for food.


L.J. Martin


#cookbooks #cooking #food

Bought marmalade? Oh dear, I call that very feeble.


Julian Fellowes


#food #marmalade #food

If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for.


skint foodie


#food #food

I am more of an herb guy than a spice guy. It comes back to a certain conservatism I have regarding food. The French are not big on spices; they use more herbs. I know the spices used in European cooking and use them in moderation. I am not going to serve a dish that is wildly nutmegged!" David Waltuck, Chanterelle NYC


Karen Page


#herbs #spices #food

His high spiced wares were made to sell, and they sold; and his thousands of readers could as rationally charge their delight in filth upon him, as a glutton can shift upon his cook the responsibility of his beastly excess.


Charles Dickens


#food #newspaper #readers #responsibilty #food

Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way


Paul Theroux


#friendship

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#cam #code-word #cookie #cookies #funny

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.


Andrew Grey


#funny #sex #funny






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