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Women's hats contain so many possibilities for subtle sensual expression. When I wear one, it entices the opposite sex with erotic suggestions which they interpret without confusion and which I have never figured out. My wife is always able to predict when I'll forget our anniversary, how thin she’ll look on my birthday, and who ate her box of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Without my hat as her radar, I would have absolutely no insight into her total inexplicability.


Bauvard


#funny #hats #humor #mysterious #women

JESSICA: When did you last go to London? HUGH: When I read a Dickens novel. That was when I resolved never to travel there.


Bauvard


#britain #dickens #funny #humor #london

The head is a clumsy, ill-proportioned monstrosity. It is the understudy in a watermelon-rolling contest.


Bauvard


#heads #humor #watermelons #funny

HUGH: …I was hit by a man driving a Japanese car. JESSICA: The scoundrel! How dare he not buy American.


Bauvard


#cars #funny #hit-and-run #humor #japanese

Tanned, toned, curves in the right places and that small waist…lips, hair, eyes all packaged up like a siren. If she’s a siren, I heard her call, and I’m diving in hook, line, and sinker. - Drew Donovan


Kailin Gow


#college #donovan-brothers #drew-donovan #kailin-gow #loving-summer

He speaks in that strange sports talk, telling me about the start of the new season and asks if I follow baseball. No. I really don’t. He assures me if I stay in town long enough I will become a baseball fan. It’s a requirement of living in St. Louis. Everyone is a Cardinal’s fan. “Loyal,” he tells me. St. Louis is a loyal town.


Gwenn Wright


#cardinals #contemporary #gothic #historical-fiction #missouri

What’s your name?” I ask again. “Chris,” he says. “Chris Young.” I exhale dramatically, blowing my bangs out of my eyes. “I can take you,” I reply. “But if you try anything, I’ll shoot you right between the eyes. Seriously.” He almost smiles. “Yes, ma’am.


Summer Lane


#new-adult #romance #young-adult #new-adult

She was evil. Couldn't he, who killed demons with his own hands, realize that? And now I had to run for Mardi Gras Queen because of him. Or her. I didn't know whose fault it was but there was no way I could back down now.


Jenna-Lynne Duncan


#mardi-gras #new-orleans #paranormal #romance #teaser

Maybe that was why another part of me--a very small part--had wanted to kiss Wallace then. Both sides of his mouth, between his brows, and every other place those stupid worry lines marred his expression. That part of me had wanted to hold him tight and give him the comfort I knew he couldn’t ask for. But that part terrified me the most.


Carrie Butler


#new-adult #new-adult-romance #paranormal-romance #new-adult

His failure hurt too badly for that. It was a bad equation. Best erase it and try a new one. If adults could put aside their obsessions with such firmness, the world would undoubtedly be a better place. Robertson Davies does not say that in his Deptford Trilogy ... but he strongly hints at it.


Stephen King


#robertson-davies #new-adult






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