#d

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#calling #feel #himself #i #important

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#around #big #book #carrying #coffee

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#back #before #go #grandmother #had

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#big #ears #i #interesting #man

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

The Japanese banks are not having an easy time as they once had. ↗

— David Rockefeller

#easy #had #having #japanese #once

It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#favorite #favorite things #flexible #head #i

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#look #show #today #yesterday

Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#came #chaotic #constitutional #constitutional right #fun

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#comes #coverage #dying #event #focus