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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #dating




It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#dating

If a boy doesn't respect his mother...run!


Tracy Yates


#humor #relationships #dating

I gotta go. Just got a taker on the rope.


Jillian Dodd


#phone-conversation #dating

We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go to obedience school for that to happen. You have authority issues." "Never mind. We should have sex again and then date." "Since you put it that way, okay.


Darynda Jones


#obedience-school #reyes-farrow #dating

I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.


Stephanie McAfee


#dating #humor #dating

What I personally knew about courting women could comfortably fit into a thimble without taking it off your finger first.


Patrick Rothfuss


#dating #dating-advice #women #dating

In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner hadn’t even finished moving out when she told me not to worry, because she already had someone better lined up for me. I was just lonely and desperate enough to endure a four-month celibate long distance relationship with a guy who read 15 chapters of the Bible and prayed for two hours every day and expected me to follow suit. He wanted to give our hypothetical children Bible names and for us to move to Korea to become missionaries.


Kate Madison


#jesus-freak #memoir #dating

I can see clearly now, my brain is gone. Lucy


Cathy Hopkins


#funny #love #dating

..."Dont marry an orange and expect him to turn into an apple." If you want an orange, great. If not, put him back in the proverbial fruit bowl for someone else to enjoy and move on.


Amy E. Spiegel


#let-go #relationship #dating

Everything was gone, the garden of wind and light, the Chrysalis, the Mother and her sister-crones, the rowan tree, everything. I was in a grove–no, it was a triad of trees: apple, oak, hazel. And at my feet something that smacked of familiar miens, a stone half buried in a pitch of heather. A stone bearing my name and a date I could hardly remember. A moment passed, another and in those moments I stood numb with gluey feet at the foot of my own grave. For the first time since I’d come to the Faeran Valley, I was alone. And the silence was deafening


Debi Cimo


#grave #moment #silence #dating






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