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[Eating disorders] are a wonderful tool for helping you reject others before they can reject you. Example: You're at a party. The popular girls are there. You know you can never be as cool as they are, but when one of the pops a potato chip into her mouth or chooses real Coke over Diet, for that moment you are better ↗

— Stacy Pershall

#rejection #diet

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can? ↗

— Rick Riordan

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Unrequited love is like buying a dress that you can’t fit into but you promise yourself you’ll diet for—you can’t think about the dress, only about the fact that your body is too big for it. ↗

— Kate le Vann

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Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. "No thanks, I'm not hungry." "Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet," nodded Trudy sagely. "Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. ↗

— Alexandra Potter

#heartbreak #diet

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year." ~ (c. 1515-1580), author 'The Farmer's Daily Diet'. ↗

— Thomas Tusser

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I have a real problem with bloat -- I write like fat ladies diet. ↗

— Stephen King

#writing #diet

If your meals consistently revolve around corpse multiple times daily, you might become one sooner than you planned. ↗

— Kris Carr

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No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means. ↗

— Maimonides

#any #disease #means #other #should

CHOW^TM contained spun, plaited, and woven protein molecules, capped and coded, carefully designed to be ignored by even the most ravenous digestive tract enzymes; no-cal sweeteners; mineral oils replacing vegetable oils; fibrous materials, colorings, and flavorings. The end result was a foodstuff almost indistinguishable from any other except for two things. Firstly, the price, which was slightly higher, and secondly, the nutritional content, which was roughly equivalent to that of a Sony Walkman. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#famine #good-omens #humor #sable-black #sony-walkman

If I don't eat junk, I don't gain weight. ↗

— Paulina Christensen

#inspiration #truth #women #diet