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Unfortunately, religion often works to shrink and tame the very wild and mysterious forces that first drew our wonder. In the process of making the inexplicable safe for the masses, the possibilities for real illusion-piercing insight becomes reduced. One might say that they are only available to those who dare to ride the breaking crest of direct life-altering experience. ↗


— Stephen K. Hayes


#life #martial-arts #ninja #philosophy #religion

My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy ↗


— David Wong


#lyrics #random #funny

Frosting was his favorite. He liked to eat doughnuts at every meal. Because it was healthier to eat six small meals a day than three large ones, he restricted himself: jellied for breakfast, glazed for brunch, cream-filled for lunch, frosting for linner, chocolate for dinner, and powdered sugar for 2 a.m. supermarket stakeout. Because linner coincided with the daily crime peak, he always ate his favorite variety to ease him. Frosting was his only choice now, and upsetting his routine was a quiet thrill. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny #pastries #police #funny

As long as I win I'm doing something right. ↗


— Caroline Wozniacki


#i #long #right #something #win

I do my best, and that's all I can do. ↗


— Caroline Wozniacki


#i #i can #i do

Obstinate are the trammels, but my heart aches when I try to break them. Freedom is all I want, but to hope for it I feel ashamed. I am certain that priceless wealth is in thee, and that thou art my best friend, but I have not the heart to sweep away the tinsel that fills my room. The shroud that covers me is a shroud of dust and death; I hate it, yet hug it in love. My debts are large, my failures great, my shame secret and heavy; yet when I come to ask for my good, I quake in fear lest my prayer be granted. ↗


— Rabindranath Tagore


#fear #freedom #art

Everyone wise was once a nerd, but not every awkward loser is able to grow a long beard. I can grow chin stubble, but I'm not cool enough to be a nerd. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #nerd #wisdom #funny

Well, when I was younger, in high school, I started out smoking pot. Which escalated into taking acid on a regular basis, which escalated into selling acid. And then I started, when I went to college, I started doing opiates. ↗


— John Wozniak


#basis #college #doing #high #high school

May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him. ↗


— Roman Payne


#funny #humor #humour #living #men

Whenever I open one of your emails it’s like you’re right there next to me, whispering your most personal computer virus into my hard drive. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny #humor #innuendo #intimacy #funny






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