#do

In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #medicine #money #humor

Do you remember what I forgot? ↗

— Erica Goros

#anxiety #funny-and-random #humor #inspirational-quotes #age

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's up. ↗

— Joanne Clancy

#inspirational #life #women #funny

I'm having too much fun declaring & demonstrating the Kingdom of God, it's okay if He waits till he returns!!!." ~R. Alan Woods [2013] ↗

— R. Alan Woods

#kingdom-of-god #r-alan-woods #second-coming-of-christ #r-alan-woods

I am not in full alignment with Preteristic theology per se, however I could say that I may be a 'partial preterist'." ~R. Alan Woods [2012] ↗

— R. Alan Woods

#kingdom-of-god #preterism #r-alan-woods #r-alan-woods

'Lady Wisdom' is my wife and those I reach with Truth understood are my children". ~R. Alan Woods [2012] ↗

— R. Alan Woods

#r-alan-woods #wisdom-quote #r-alan-woods

Now now, Emily, it isn't nice to tell the truth. ↗

— Jun Mochizuki

#pandora-hearts #xerxes-break #humor

Probably the wisest words that were ever uttered to me. Came from a therapist. I was sitting in her office, crying my eyes out. . . and she said, "So let me get this straight. You base your personal happiness on things entirely out of your control. ↗

— Laura Munson

#happiness #therapist #wisdom #wisdom-quote

And yet by heaven I think my love as rare / as any that she belie with false compare Sonnett CXXX, ll, 13-14 ↗

— William Shakespeare

#shakespeare-s-wisdom #love

In another language, I’ll bet the word “Agatha” means “To shine one’s shoes with the water from a toilet made of tin foil.” Thinking about all the microwave safe words in the universe makes my feet sweat. I need some new Band Aids. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#random #funny