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I have lost everything. Lost everything. Everything. - William Herondale


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #william-herondale #will-herondale

She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ...


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #funny #humor #isabelle-lightwood #simon-lewis

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?


Amy Neftzger


#drinking #friday #humor #humorous #margarita

As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." (Will)


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #tessa #tessa-gray #tessie #will

Gideon Lightwood said he was at the Institute in Madrid. What on earth was he doing there?' 'Faffing about, most likely', said Will.


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-prince #tessa-grey #the-infernal-devices #will-herondale #will-herondale

Nobody's happy. What's happy? Happiness is over when the lights come on." The older woman poured herself a glass of sangria. "Screw that," she said quietly. "What?" "Screw that. Wash your mouth out. Who taught you that half-assed existential drivel?


Armistead Maupin


#existentialism

Out of the way! We are in the throes of an exceptional emergency! This is no occassion for sport- there is lace at stake!" (Ms. Pole)


Elizabeth Gaskell


#humor #lace #wardrobe #humor

I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny






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