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By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.


Don Marquis


#bartender #before #by the time #drink #else

Of course one should not drink much, but often.


Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec


#drink #much #often #should

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.


Bruce McCulloch


#comedy #down #drinking #driving #evil

So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.


Danica McKellar


#because #coffee #college #drank #drinker

I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.


Danica McKellar


#always #coconut #come #drinks #i

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.


H. L. Mencken


#drank #drink #even #man #sort

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.


Bette Midler


#bite #drink #drunk #i #much

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.


Rick Moranis


#another #beer #college #discovering #drinking

I drink to make other people interesting.


George Jean Nathan


#i #interesting #make #other #people

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.


W. C. Fields


#drinking #easy #i #now #off






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