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I had a rough spot about being a goody-goody Mormon, and not drinking or smoking. But I'm kind of grateful I've got this image now. There are no skeletons in my closet. What you see is what you get.


Donny Osmond


#being #closet #drinking #get #got

I have seen great jazz musicians die obscure and drinking themselves to death and not really being able to get any work and working in small, funky jazz clubs.


Sonny Rollins


#any #being #clubs #death #die

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems


Matt Groening


#drinking #homer #humor #humor

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.



Jarod Kintz


#drinking #erode #erosion #flesh #geology

I tried that too, you know. After ... my family was murdered, and I was waiting for justice, I tried to hide inside a bottle. But some men, Tony, [..] are not small enough to fit into a bottle.


Aleksandr Voinov


#family

You don’t need to drink to get over your feelings. Deal with your feelings that’s how you get over them,


Holly Hood


#inspirational #love #inspirational

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.


Leslie Jamison


#drunk #drunken-behaviour #drunkenness #love

Had a couple of drinks by myself. It was a mistake. Have I got to give up drinking, too? If I eliminate everything, how will I exist? I was somebody who loved Maurice and went with men and enjoyed my drinks. What happens if you drop all the things that make you I?


Graham Greene


#drinking #love #love

I'd often slip and fall on the ice after last call, which explained the ever-present welts. If I were with a woman, I'd usually execute a precautionary vomit in the men's room in an effort avoid any ugly incidents once I got her back to her place. And they say chivalry is dead.


Dan Dunn


#humor #relationships #men

At the time I started in ballet they were dancing 'The Spirit of Champagne' on pointe, in Paris. I thought, 'I don't want to dance the spirit of champagne, I want to drink it!


Martha Graham


#paris






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