#drunk

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21. ↗

— Fiona Apple

#drunk #everybody #five #gets #got

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#all night #being #creationists #dreamt #drunk

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. ↗

— Joyce Brothers

#being #buying #buzz #comes #credit

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine. ↗

— Santiago Durango

#drunk #get #lot #used #very

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination. ↗

— Andrew Lang

#illumination #lamp #man #posts #rather

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk. ↗

— John Leguizamo

#came #crew #drunk #encouraged #fun

You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover. ↗

— Henri Matisse

#drink #drunkard #guard #learn #love

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#bus #different #drunk #like #sober

There are more old drunkards than old physicians. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#more #old #physicians #than

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. ↗

— Jonathan Frid

#company #drunkard #i #ontario #played